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He runs an internet radio show. What do you do?

"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

Whether you love him or hate him (or love to hate him), you can stay up-to-date on all things Abels by using the links below or by visiting our website www.iamcitizenabels.com. Enjoy!  

Jun 29, 2017

Brad Tolinski, rock journalist and author of the book “Play It Louder:  An Epic History of the Style, Sound & Revolution of the Electric Guitar” picks his first true guitar hero, Charlie Christian. An incredible musician, Charlie Christian caught the ear of Benny Goodman, who not only helped skyrocket Christian’s...


Jun 29, 2017

Divorce is usually ugly, but not for the perpetually optimistic Larry Reid. Reid is still great friends with his ex-wife, and while both of them are enjoying their lives after marriage, they believe they are forever better for the love they had in the past. Check out the full interview at


Jun 29, 2017

In this skit from Citizen Abels & Friends, recorded on June 15, 2017, The Citizen calls his shrink, Dr. Hilda Von Stern. He’s depressed – and so is Blackbird. Dr. Von Stern reminds the two that clearly they are both sexual deviants.

“I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio...


Jun 28, 2017

Jaded Dawn sets the record straight for the perfect rooster or cock size, depending on whether you’re talking about sex or chickens or both. Jaded says there’s no such thing as too big a thing. And the lovely Dawn tells The Citizen about her unusually strict kosher diet and how much protein and cum-in she eats...


Jun 28, 2017

The Citizen gets depressed again. So he calls his old friend Gary in New York hoping he gets a few nice words from his old bud. It doesn’t quite turn out that way. The skit was recorded June 15, 2017.

“I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted...