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He runs an internet radio show. What do you do?

"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

Whether you love him or hate him (or love to hate him), you can stay up-to-date on all things Abels by using the links below or by visiting our website www.iamcitizenabels.com. Enjoy!  

Dec 22, 2016

If there’s anyone who knows about screaming and about screaming guitar, it would be The Citizen. Ever since he was an impressionable teenager, he’s given everyone the impression that no man steps on his toes while he’s stepping on his wah-wah pedal.

So on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, “Play...


Dec 19, 2016

Have you ever just wanted to unwrap walnuts, squeeze a banana, undo a fly, grab two melons with your fingers, and say, “Baby, what succulent fruit?” Well, feel free on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, “Those Cups Runneth Over," recorded December 7, 2016. Because the gorgeous and gregarious and...


Dec 5, 2016

As every Jew across the world knows, there is always an oven waiting – not at Lowe’s, not at the pizza place down the block – but at some camp where they don’t play volleyball, they just play it like a death match. The Citizen just isn’t interested in getting that tanned. He also isn’t interested in eating...


Dec 2, 2016

Whether you want to believe it or not or whether you see it or not, we live not only in a fast food era, we live in an era when everything is pretty much as fake as a pair of tits on a porn star. That doesn’t mean we need to continue down that road. But it does mean we better wake the hell up before all of us wind up...


Nov 18, 2016

Breezing through school and getting a full ride to medical school, Priyanka had it all on the surface. But as she was examining depressed patients for their symptoms, she suddenly realized that being a full-time doctor would drive her mad, so she picked up stand-up comedy and never looked back.

Named by Refinery29 as...