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He runs an internet radio show. What do you do?

"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

Whether you love him or hate him (or love to hate him), you can stay up-to-date on all things Abels by using the links below or by visiting our website www.iamcitizenabels.com. Enjoy!  

Jan 25, 2017

Like a garlic infused chicken breast in a hot oven, The Citizen is always infused with the spirit. Whether it’s because people go hungry and homeless on the streets of America or it’s his little black pussycat got out the house and his angry white neighbors complains to The Citizen’s friends at animal control, The...


Jan 19, 2017

Ever go to a restaurant and there’s actually a fly in your soup? And you want to say something, but you feel like a punk for even bothering to raise your voice? Welcome to The Citizen’s world. He couldn’t be a punk if he tried. It’s that Jewish guilt.

But Scott Crawford knows real punks. And he knows real...