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He runs an internet radio show. What do you do?

"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

Whether you love him or hate him (or love to hate him), you can stay up-to-date on all things Abels by using the links below or by visiting our website www.iamcitizenabels.com. Enjoy!  

May 22, 2019

It’s Father’s Day again. Another day, another dollar gone. Well, actually, more than a few gone. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” our forlorn friend, The Citizen, relays a dream-inspired list of the 10 things most fathers really want this Father’s Day. Guys, gals, children of all ages, have pity on us...


May 21, 2019

Listen, between the cost of weed and condoms – never mind iTunes and Spotify music – it’s damn frustrating being a teenager with empty pockets and a lot of needs. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 16, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go through a list of ways teenagers can make money this summer...


May 20, 2019

The Citizen knows a little about a lot, and a lot about…well, his little… But what most men and women don’t know a lot about is vagina. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go down a list of 10 things every woman – and man – should know about their vagina....


May 17, 2019

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch discuss a number of ways that men and women can improve their sex drive – from eating better meat to swallowing all the best kinds of vitamins. Wink wink. But really, The Citizen cares. He believes the world would be a better,...


May 15, 2019

Everyone loves a dirty blonde joke. It’s got a little ditz and a little jizz. Okay, The Citizen isn’t the most PC person. Enjoy his 10 dirtiest dirty blonde jokes. And remember, f*ck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

 

“I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring...