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He runs an internet radio show. What do you do?

"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

Whether you love him or hate him (or love to hate him), you can stay up-to-date on all things Abels by using the links below or by visiting our website www.iamcitizenabels.com. Enjoy!  

Jun 2, 2017

The Citizen calls a 1-800 sex party line and asks a black nympho queen if she’ll pet his black bird. This prank call was recorded January 31, 2017.

 

“I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (


May 30, 2017

The Citizen calls the Center For Disease Control’s STD information line to inquire whether his neighbor and his cat could have the same sexually transmitted disease. This call was recorded January 27, 2016.

 

“I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a...


May 15, 2017

In this Citizen Abels Prank Call, The Citizen calls The White House and asks to speak to “the man in charge.” Listen as he’s told if he wants to speak to The President – or to Melania – he’ll have to make that request in writing. This prank call was recorded January 27, 2016.

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