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He runs an internet radio show. What do you do?

"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

Whether you love him or hate him (or love to hate him), you can stay up-to-date on all things Abels by using the links below or by visiting our website www.iamcitizenabels.com. Enjoy!  

May 20, 2019

The Citizen knows a little about a lot, and a lot about…well, his little… But what most men and women don’t know a lot about is vagina. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go down a list of 10 things every woman – and man – should know about their vagina....


May 17, 2019

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch discuss a number of ways that men and women can improve their sex drive – from eating better meat to swallowing all the best kinds of vitamins. Wink wink. But really, The Citizen cares. He believes the world would be a better,...


May 15, 2019

Everyone loves a dirty blonde joke. It’s got a little ditz and a little jizz. Okay, The Citizen isn’t the most PC person. Enjoy his 10 dirtiest dirty blonde jokes. And remember, f*ck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

 

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May 10, 2019

On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 9, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch talk about 2019 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition model Mia Kang. Well, actually the two old farts ogle at her loveliness and make comments like a couple of 10-year-olds. Anyway, watch and ogle yourself. Men, women, dogs, and cats...


May 10, 2019

It’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model time of the year. This year’s hot bod is the gorgeous Camille Kostek. Yes, former and recently retired New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski’s short, sweet, and oh-so-beautiful girlfriend graces the 2019 SI swimsuit cover. Lick your lips, guys. Even you girls....