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"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

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Dec 19, 2016

Have you ever just wanted to unwrap walnuts, squeeze a banana, undo a fly, grab two melons with your fingers, and say, “Baby, what succulent fruit?” Well, feel free on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, “Those Cups Runneth Over," recorded December 7, 2016. Because the gorgeous and gregarious and bubbly and conversant (you get the picture) loveliness named Jaded Dawn even gives The Citizen a free pass to engage in verbal intercourse like you’ve never heard except out of the bedroom window of your Puerto Rican neighbors next door. Mamacita, you looking deliciosa!

Jaded Dawn, stripper, adult model, and sometimes porn performer par excellence, celebrates nudity in all its forms and shapes – big asses to triple D’s – with The Citizen on this show, and The Citizen is ready for it all the way, right down to the boner. So sit tight, unloosen the belt, call for a booty call, and prepare to watch Jaded slide down your naked pole, as she exposes every lie in the adult industry (it’s a hard, hard business). Nothing goes untouched as The Citizen reveals his most secret fantasy – watching a pair of tits bounce up and down on a tight little body clinging to a horse (or some thing like it). It’s bottom up, clothes off, and cups of cumin coming to you. Oh, baby!!!

“I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN.