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"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

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Mar 26, 2020

Our ever-horny and now desperate but determined friend, The Citizen, takes the opportunity in this latest episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” to unbox shaving sampler kits from Dollar Shave Club and Harry’s. The Citizen reveals that his closest shave actually came when he was married – Satan took all of his money...

Mar 21, 2020

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded on March 16, 2020 during the emerging droplets of the Coronavirus pandemic (just a little levity), The Citizen unboxes the “Complete Lovers Kit” adult toy sampler from his former employer, Adam & Eve. Unwittingly, The Citizen and his mouth and his very talented...

Mar 20, 2020

Laughter is the best medicine what ever your grouchy uncle or sister or even doctor says. In this new Top 10 list from The Citizen, our fearless friend tries to inject some levity into the Coronavirus scare with his own special ways to diagnose what might be ailing you. Shit, it’s all going to hell in a handbasket....