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He runs an internet radio show. What do you do?

"The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike-- but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends-- is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes.

Whether you love him or hate him (or love to hate him), you can stay up-to-date on all things Abels by using the links below or by visiting our website Enjoy!  

Apr 7, 2018

The Citizen’s friend Nicky comes to the studio to ask for a few bucks so he can entertain a couple of airline stewardesses without knocking them up. So Nicky Dicky as this CitizenAbels knucklehead friend wants to be called wants to go double X long. Of course, our reliable friend Blackbird wants to go double X long...

Jun 29, 2017

In this skit from Citizen Abels & Friends, recorded on June 15, 2017, The Citizen calls his shrink, Dr. Hilda Von Stern. He’s depressed – and so is Blackbird. Dr. Von Stern reminds the two that clearly they are both sexual deviants.

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Jun 28, 2017

The Citizen gets depressed again. So he calls his old friend Gary in New York hoping he gets a few nice words from his old bud. It doesn’t quite turn out that way. The skit was recorded June 15, 2017.

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Jun 12, 2017

In this Citizen Abels & Friends skit, recorded June 7, 2017, Julius Jewbird, The Citizen’s neighbor from down the block, comes to the Four Strong Media Studios to ask The Citizen about shvartzes, as some of the tribe call black people. Needless to say, Blackbird is there in a minute like white on rice.


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Jun 7, 2017

Citizen Abels gets an email from Pelvis Leslie asking if he could be a guest on The Citizen’s show. When The Citizen calls, Pelvis tells him that he’s related to the king of rock and roll and he’s not that Big Richard. Of course, Blackbird has to chime in. The skit was recorded June 6, 2017.

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